This is why i'm an awesome boyfriend.

Woke up bright and early this most excellent Saturday morning, after using the entire week to shift my sleeping pattern once again into something reasonable. I had a hankering for a tasty English breakfast, so I went down to the shops with my trusty housemate to collect some breakfast materials.

My lovely girlfriend was still asleep, so I woke her up with this tasty as fuck meal.

The rolls are stuffed with cheese (I was going to use cream cheese but shit is expensive yo), scrambled eggs made with mushroom garlic butter, salt, pepper and a smidgen of paprika- some delicious crispy bacon (the only way to dine on the flesh of le' pig), and finally topped with mushrooms sauteed in garlic butter. Served with a hot muffugin' cup of tea, to boot.